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usaf finance rapes my face

Submitted by TooManyGerbilsI... on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 15:06.
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the USAF has the smartest people. that's why they're so fucking good at stealing my money and leaving me to starve on the street while smashing angry fists into my sack begging for death.

i get my earnings statement, we get these monthly, and it says, "debt of $1057". my curiousity is instantly peaked and i grab my stabbing knife. this is their explanation:

"we gave you money, then we took it all back, and gave you the right amount of money, but then we entered something wrong so we took it back. then, we forgot to finish what we were doing and this debt started building up....and that's why you have this $38trillion natl debt."


usaf finance rapes my face

Submitted by TooManyGerbilsI... on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 15:07.
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the USAF has the smartest people. that's why they're so fucking good at stealing my money and leaving me to starve on the street while smashing angry fists into my sack begging for death.

i get my earnings statement, we get these monthly, and it says, "debt of $1057". my curiousity is instantly peaked and i grab my stabbing knife. this is their explanation:

"we gave you money, then we took it all back, and gave you the right amount of money, but then we entered something wrong so we took it back. then, we forgot to finish what we were doing and this debt started building up....and that's why you have this $38trillion natl debt."


usaf finance rapes my face

Submitted by TooManyGerbilsI... on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 15:07.
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the USAF has the smartest people. that's why they're so fucking good at stealing my money and leaving me to starve on the street while smashing angry fists into my sack begging for death.

i get my earnings statement, we get these monthly, and it says, "debt of $1057". my curiousity is instantly peaked and i grab my stabbing knife. this is their explanation:

"we gave you money, then we took it all back, and gave you the right amount of money, but then we entered something wrong so we took it back. then, we forgot to finish what we were doing and this debt started building up....and that's why you have this $38trillion natl debt."


usaf finance rapes my face

Submitted by TooManyGerbilsI... on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 15:07.
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the USAF has the smartest people. that's why they're so fucking good at stealing my money and leaving me to starve on the street while smashing angry fists into my sack begging for death.

i get my earnings statement, we get these monthly, and it says, "debt of $1057". my curiousity is instantly peaked and i grab my stabbing knife. this is their explanation:

"we gave you money, then we took it all back, and gave you the right amount of money, but then we entered something wrong so we took it back. then, we forgot to finish what we were doing and this debt started building up....and that's why you have this $38trillion natl debt."


So why does it only matter when its happening to you????

Submitted by Evil_luna on Thu, 11/08/2007 - 17:42.

I cant fucking stand this guy I work with. I used to think he was ok and now I just think hes a dick.

We had a new phone system put in place, which meant that every call into my department went to me first. Then it skipped to the desk next to me if unasnwered and so on until it went round everyone. It is the same for every call. So if I'm at my desk I have to act as the fucking team receptionist.

This idiot is 3rd. And hes complaining because when people are not at their desks for whatever reason he has to answer the phone. BIG FUCKING DEAL!!!

I was complaining for 2 weeks that I was not getting my work done because I was constantly on the phone but he didnt care about that.