fuck this job.com

WOW, I finally found a job. I'm glad I got that fucking college degree. It didn't seem worth it at the time, but I'm glad I worked years and years and years to earn a piece of paper that GOT ME A JOB AT A VIDEO STORE AS A CASHIER MAKING $7.50/HR.

Well, it's been a while. I found a job at a local publishing company back towards the beginning of March. It was a pretty shitty little job--answering e-mails for the deadbeat morons trying to get their book published. Well, succeeding usually since this wasn't a real publisher. They published anything, no matter how shit it was, then tried to make money off people's friends and family members buying their shitty book.

I'm wondering why I bother looking for work anymore. I don't want to find a job. Whatever I find is going to be fucking awful (like every job I've ever had). I want to remain unemployed for the rest of my life. But I know I can't, so every day I look and look and send out resumes and get no responses... It doesn't ever stop. There's no progress to be made. I've been looking at the same fucking job listings for two months. Sending resumes to every job I could possibly apply for, which are mostly jobs I could have easily gotten without a fucking worthless college degree. Still no responses.

I just had a great idea for a new business: I'll start a seminar for High School seniors where I explain to them what college is actually like.

Your classes will be taught by disinterested and often unqualified professors who CANNOT BE FIRED FOR ANY REASON EVER. The only time the school will acknowledge you as a human being is when they think you owe them money. Conveniently, charges will magically appear on your account right around the time you need to register for classes every single semester. This will keep you from registering for the classes you need, if they're even offered.