FUCK MY JOB, IT'S FUCKING CLOWN SHOES.

OK, so I hate my job, but it's a good paying job , I work for KMART the distribution Center, Basically my job can be done by someone with the intellect of a melon. First off KMART sucks, you hear bad news about them all the time, and this is why everyone that works here shops at wal-mart for. You never get commended for a job well done, or for giving it your "all". IT just means that they can raise your "production quota" higher, to push your more and more to see how fast you can throw boxes on a conveyor belt, generally you are given a unreasonable quota of around 300-400 boxes per hour, But shit happens like shit breaks and the belt goes down for 15 min at any given time, or you end up waiting for another department to catch up before you can go again, at this point your penalized for not throwing,you aren't givin any benefit of any "down-time" therefore allowing you to get your 4th write up this month for not making the goal of the week, there is no excuse, but you have absolutely no reason to not to make quota,they dont care if it breaks even though it wasn't your fault but your writen up you stupid piece of little shit for it breaking.
I think the fucking boss's get off giving dozens of write ups per day leading to the fireing of many after the busy holiday season that piece of shit can kiss my fucking ass I work my ass off and I'm smarter then you I deserve better. Oh and if you get hurt at work and fill out an accident report, your automatically at fault. You get a write up for "not aware of your surroundings" a box fell from the lines 25 feet up and gave me a bit of whiplash and It was my fault, because I hadn't been looking up when I had to walk to the bathroom to take a piss. therefore giving me a severe write up which is 2 more from bein fired, I guess I should look up everywhere I walk, I just hope that I dont get hit by a forklift I may be hurt worse, which would also be my fault. FUCK YOU KMART YOU ARE FUCKING CLOWN SHOES. OH THEY GIVE YOU PIZZA ONCE IN AWHILE AND THEN THEY TELL YOU THE NEXT WEEK YOU ARE WORKING EVERY DAY AND ARE TAKING YOUR LAST BREAK AWAY BECAUSE THERE BEHIND.

SINCERELY, ANOTHER DISGRUNTED EMPLOYEE OF KMART
FUCK YOU


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Submitted by fackie on Wed, 10/22/2003 - 08:28.

It is time that you go find a job in the government, as a city worker or something (they don't do much), they are good paying, great bennefit, and you get all the holidays. Wishing you the very best in looking for a safer job and let your f*cking bosses move the boxes in Christmas. f*ck them all.

Submitted by needtowinlotto on Tue, 10/25/2005 - 21:11.

HEY FUCK YOU. I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT AND I WORK MY ASS OFF! AND BY THE WAY, MOST OF MY CO WORKERS DO TO EXCEPT THAT PIECE OF SHIT MICROMANAGING BOSS OF MINE.

Submitted by mesuwright on Sat, 01/06/2007 - 00:28.

I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO AND HALF THE FUCKERS MICROMANAGE YOU TO DEATH AND THE OTHER HALF DON'T DO ANYTHING! THEN THERE ARE THOSE OF US CAUGHT IN THE CRACKS WHO GET SHIT ON CUZ WE KNOW OUR SHIT AND DO OUR JOBS. SO WE GET RODE HARD AND PUT AWAY WET. FUCK IT. 4 MORE YEAR AND THEY CAN GO BLOW......................

Submitted by Weasel_Master on Wed, 12/14/2005 - 20:39.

MAN! That's a lot of piss and vinegar in this blog! I'm impressed! Anybody care to post to a site were your friends, co-workers, bosses, etc. can come to find out who the weasels in your world really are (and it stays out there for at least a month on view for all)?

You can "out" them here: www.theweaselreport.com

Great way for some cool, cold revenge. Dig it.

The church is near, but the way is icy, The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully.
Ukranian Proverb

Submitted by banbhan on Mon, 01/23/2006 - 19:30.

Sir you have any ne job so Sir i want do if you give me i do duty of my stefaction and superes

Submitted by Weasel_Master on Wed, 12/14/2005 - 20:42.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
P. G. Wodehouse

Submitted by dmizrock on Wed, 02/07/2007 - 22:21.

How are government jobs? I have to find a part time job now. I am 6 months pregnant and I am attempting to find a part time job after I give birth because I AM NOT COMING BACK TO THIS STINK HOLE OF AN OFFICE!!! My boss has the nerve to ask me how much time I am thinking about taking off . This after he is making it really difficult for me to make the kind of money I am used to because he bows down to the half ass complaining processor that works across from me. Telling me a story of how he knew a girl once that gave birth and came back to work the same day. Yeah ok, and pigs might fly out of my ass right now. I should move mountains for him when he overlooks me like my name is skip. Time to get a postal job so that going postal makes sense.

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 10/30/2003 - 23:54.

I feel your pain Bubba. Don't worry, K-mart will go completely bankrupt soon. It's just a matter of time. Very few companies stay in business after a bankruptcy. It's a sign they are dying.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 11/05/2003 - 03:47.

FUCK THE R.E.,FUCK THE STUPID ASS MANAGERS AND THIER WRITEUPS,THEY CAN WRITE MY DICK UP WHEN IPISS IN THIER FACE.THE UNION IS AFUCKING JOKE.ALSO FOR ALL OF YOU BITCHY PUSSY ASS NARKS WHO LIKE TO TELL ON PEOPLE FOR DUMB SHIT,GO FUCK YOURSELF.ALSO THEY CAN TAKE THE PIZZA AND FUCKING JAM IT,BE CAREFULL WHEN YOU EAT IT,DROP A PIECE AND ITS TIME TO PISS IN THE CUP.HOW ABOUT DOWNTIME,WHAT A JOKE,YOU COULD NOT GET DOWNTIME IF YOU WERE BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE.SO THANK YOU KMART,BANKRUPTCY LOOKS REAL GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW,GO FUCK YOURSELVES

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/07/2003 - 05:31.

you're pathetic man... try listening to Jesus... he will help you

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/21/2004 - 02:19.

He couldn't help himself...come on..he was a dick.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 05/03/2004 - 01:06.

CHIRST HIMSELF WENT TO OUR DC HERE IN MANTENO AND COME OUT CRYING AND SAID"WHAT DID THESE POOR PEOPLE DO TO GET THIS" THIS MUST BE HELL ON EARTH

Submitted by jose_galindo on Mon, 04/09/2007 - 15:55.

Excuse you for saying that jesus thing when u dye you going to hell LOL jp im just bored here

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 11/26/2004 - 20:13.

Hey! I've had shit jobs, shitty jobs, and shittier jobs, including working at MEIJER! on midnights. I've listened and talked to Jesus my whole life but everyone of these people are RIGHT!!!

BITCH ON!!! I'll chear all the way for ya!

Good luck and happiness to you.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 03/01/2005 - 05:12.

What would listening to Jesus do? Puleezz! Not all of us believe in something we dont see.. LOL

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/07/2003 - 15:12.

Real positive outlook! Take that attitude and try to get a job ANYWHERE and see what it gets you. Have you ever thought the problem might be you?

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 11/09/2003 - 03:18.

You said "have you ever thought the problem might be you?" There are places that REALLY SUCK turkey. You haven't gotten into one yet and I can't wait until you do. Don't come back here when it happens. You're not worthy.

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/13/2004 - 23:04.

shut the fuck up you silly bitch, your luky i don't kick a shithole
in your ass. sometimes i wanna kiss your frizzle dizzles
but i end up licking your flipy flaps!

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/20/2004 - 00:48.

I actually told 2 mid-managers the only way I'd do the piss test was for a taste test. Then I set a guys car on fire. that got their attention.

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 11/06/2003 - 15:17.

i want to be a pornstar
jnova69@hotmail.com

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/21/2003 - 11:00.

By now our little friend has been fired. I fired him, I was his boss.
Is there anyone that would not do the same thing ?

Submitted by Mister X on Sat, 11/22/2003 - 01:30.

You sound sort of like the assholes we speak about. Just imagine, for the rest of their lives, the people under you will ALWAYS remember you just as you are now. They will die with the memory of how you abused them. Have you ever been given a #1 Boss coffee cup by your people? I think not. I got one when I was a manager long ago. Eat your heart out.

Submitted by awjeez on Sat, 02/28/2004 - 07:55.

you are a jag off. your probably pissed off at the world cuz you didnt get any in high school or even now, and the only thing that has been positive in your life is your kmart job. for the most of us,, we get these shitty retail jobs til we find something better, or because we dont know any better and figure since its just some shit job that we wouldnt have to deal with alot of the bullshit. but not you asshole, you wear that name tag with pride. you probably jerk off to the pictures of the employee's of the month.

what a fucking cum stain.

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 12/07/2003 - 21:30.

I fucking Hate KMArt

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 09/06/2004 - 02:35.

People will do most any thing for a White Castle.
Sometimes, it seems, they go to extremes.
But you can't blame them, it's understood.
Never has a burger tasted so good!
White Castle has the taste some people just can't live without!

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 12/19/2003 - 02:19.

This is wierd, I just stumbled apon this shit and I work at the Manteno DC too. It fucking sucks, especially casepack.... Fuck that shit.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 12/24/2003 - 06:12.

You are told that your department is a mess. Well, let me work in my department instead of other departments and I'll show you what I can do. Or maybe I'm just your gopher. It's a shame gophers are paid so much. Managers are not kings or queens and no I won't bow down and worship you because you are not Jesus. I simply want to pay my bills and provide for my family. Let me put out my own freight and by the way please have receiving seperate it from the rest so I can get to it easily. Larger boxes on the bottom will help too.

I'm the only one working in my department. But still have to do as I am told and help in other perfectly maintained departments because the manager is only interested in the visual effects of those departments. They have all the help they need. Then I'm told that my department is a mess. What can I say. Leave me alone and let me do my thing and I'll show you.

I know that I am being set up for a fall because this manager doesn't like me. Our personalities clash. YOU KNOW the honest worker and the back stabbing lieing manager. Grow up we're not in high school anymore! Jesus came into this world not only to save us from our sins but also to show us how to treat our fellow man. Well step back Christian Manager because you have many strikes against you.

There is not a manager you can go to in this store and talk to. They all stick together like glue and that's a shame. YOU can't expect employees to respect you if you don't respect them.

Another thing, managers shouldn't leave buggies for department leads to clean up. Talk about setting a bad example. I'm not cleaning up after their messes they leave anymore. The line we hear is "Oh,I left it there to see how long it would stay there before anyone took care of it. RIGHT! That isn't gonna fly with me anymore.

There is life outside of kmart but you never get 2 days off in a row. This is only showing that they are controll freaks. Like I said earlier, we're not in highschool anymore so grow up bully.

Let Wal-Mart rule. It serves them right.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/21/2004 - 02:15.

Set your own-hours. Tell them to suck your cock. Whats the worst that could happen? There looking for losers at Walmart, too...

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/29/2004 - 07:51.

WALMART HAS LOSERS TOO FUCK OUR LAST GM CAME FROM WALMART FUCK THAT

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 01/26/2005 - 02:54.

Yeah that one people should take more into consideration
If manager's don't respect their employee's then the employees
aren't going to respect them.Also another subject,
Alot in the world is entirely based on religion
I mean to the point where it's just stupid!
I'am religious but not to a point where people are
hated because they aren't christan or arent even religious.
ButI don't want to go into politics on how religion is right now
so talked about on what's going on in the world,just watch
CNN or CSPAN

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 12/27/2003 - 10:06.

This can't be real.I worked for KMart 25 years ago and what these people are saying is the way it was than also.The managers where complete tyrants who demanded undeserved respect.Why should I call someone Mr.S when the little fuck is younger and uglier than me?They DID set you up for a fall.Often times I was called to the front registers to cashier in busy periods only to be greeted by some dweeb ass tyrant in my dept. demanding to know why the place looks like shit.I've got news for you Mr.F,all toy departments look like shit a week before Christmas.We didn't have pizza than but we did have birthdays.At the beginning of the month the personnal manager would announce who was having a birthday that month.You didn't actually get anything,just the announcement.WOW fucking WEE.And the sad part is they actually thought something like that would cement your loyalty to the company and induce you to work until your fucking eyes popped out of your head.And the write ups.There where no rules about write ups.In fact this is the only time that I saw management show creativity.Once I was written up for telling a third party that someone had been fired.I think it came under the heading...'You can't disseminate information about another employee's state of employment'.Well if she was fired than she wasn't an employee you fucking moron.They where by far the worse group of backstabbers I ever had the mispleasure to work for.Once I finally quit,I never went back,to any KMart.I won't spend a dime to help them continue to be in business.Oh,by the way Mr.S,when you lose your job at the BigK,you can come and work for me.I will pay you $1.88 an hour to wipe my dog's ass,with your tongue.And hey,isn't your birthday in June?

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/20/2004 - 00:43.

Its all funny until you right hook one of the a-holes and take an eye out of its socket. Then, its not funny.

Submitted by shawnkb on Tue, 06/08/2004 - 03:39.

This is the biggest bunch of bullshit. I work for K-mart and first of all it sucks. Second of all, I have worked everywhere in the store and I am well respected by my fellow associates. Third, they just recently tried to fire me because I was shopping in the store on my day off and they were trying to contact me to ask me to work. Well I told them by the time that I left the store and got my clothes and then came all the way back, I would only get 2 hours of work, and that it wasn't worth my time. I told the manager what was going on hoping that he would take my side but he decided to be a backstabber and along with the personnel associate, and told me that I had a bad attitude and that I was cocky. They told me all of this the day after it happened while I was on the clock hoping that I would tell them off so they had a reason to fire me. However, I kept my cool with the bastards because I am smarter than management. If they would have fired me, I would own the store because I would slap them in the face with a lawsuit like you wouldn't believe. If that didn't work, I would trash the store by doing stupid shit. Anyways, they said that I was a smart person and that I had a lot of potential. They can take that potential and shove it up their ass because I ain't working like a dog for six dollars an hour. They also told me that they was going to extend my probationary period another 30 days. They did that to screw me out of my 90 day raise which they can also shove up their ass. I have worked for k-mart for over 3 years total, so if this is the kind of game they want to play, I can play with the best of them because I ain't putting up with any K-mart bullshit. If you are ever in Elkview WV and see a K-mart store, just pass on by it. There is a Wal-mart about 15 miles down the road. I suggest that you shop there. I will probably see you there.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 01/26/2005 - 02:42.

hey, i think that's great what you wrote.!You know
I worked for chicago steel and tape and they treated me
the same,like k-mart.What assholes!I thought they were a really good
company,yeah right!Maybe some people who got treated fairly
think it's a good company but i wasn't.
I think it doesn't matter if the person that's a manager
is younger than you,just that the manager's respect emploee's
and treat them fairly.Well and we do.

Submitted by Jerky Toad on Fri, 01/16/2004 - 09:32.

You work for kmar. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT. If kmart is the best job that you can get then you have way more problems then just have a bad boss or 2. You need a reality check bub!

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 01/18/2004 - 01:05.

I work at this fucking shitty ass hellhole of a Big K. Why do they call it "Big K" anyway since the dumbasses don't have any stock. The stock they do have sucks. Where else could you buy broken ass jewlry originally $1000 now $200. Did they steal the shit by purse snatching or something? Not only do the products suck, the management sucks big fat dick. A certain manager is a perverted sick bastard. He spends most of his day trying to touch the cashiers asses. When he's in his office he's probably jackin off to Cosmo. Rumor has it that he wants to see employees wearing nothing but shrinkwrap. I would say that Kmart can suck my dick but i'm afraid that my manager will take me up on the offer before I finish the sentence. So to be safe, Kmart can go suck it's own dick!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 02/01/2004 - 22:50.

I hate kmart too. They fired me and my girlfriend for observing the sale of alcohol to a minor. We didnt buy or sell it. I was a level six dept manager and my girl worked layaway and Service supervisor. I am twenty years old and my girl is nineteen. We have a four month old infant. Three days later the store shrunk fifteen dept managers down to ten. They were just looking for reasons to fire us. We always did a good job while everyone else sat around on the clock including the managers waiting for the shift to change. My Dept was in perfect shape, I had just painted the whole garden center and inventoried everything. No one in the past had ever done anything good to bring the 1972 built store up to date. I hope by writing this comment, anyone who reads and happens to pass through Dale City, Virginia drive right past Kmart and take their buisiness elsewhere. Kmart poses to be a family based Corporation. But yet they fire the honest hardworkimg family based employees and keep the rude, nonhelpful, nonenglish speaking, 5.15 an hour employees. I hope with all my heart that Kmart goes bankrupt and has to close all the stores immediately and all the overpayed managers can see what it feels like to have to sit in line all day at the unemployment office. I hate Kmart.... I apologize for withholding all my offensive laungage.

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 02/24/2004 - 03:48.

just got layed off after 28 years just geting rid of people who make a little money good luck jane

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 02/28/2004 - 19:48.

Being a kmart employee of 5 years now and also twenty i'm sorry for your job experience with kmart. But let me ask you a question. Since you and your girlfriend both worked at kmart, I'm sure that you both must've made some friends while working there. Would you like your friends to lose their jobs? I know i dont want mine to lose theirs. The people at the top aren't going to make any less money if you dont shop at the stores. they'll just close down that store if it doesn't perform well, and everyone loses their job. There may very well be some lazy managers at your store, but let me tell you, my store manager and assistants have been busting their asses since the cutbacks have come. We're cut down to 8 dept. leads. and NO part timers to be seen on the schedules. We are running on 46% of the payroll we had last year. But we're not giving up and turning our back on the place.

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 02/05/2004 - 07:07.

My husband has been an employee at K-mart for over a year now. He works extremely long hours and busts his ass EVERY DAY for these jerks. Well, we just found out that they are cutting him from salary to hourly and taking $15,000 out of his yearly pay! That makes him making like $1.00 per year!!!!!! Plus, we got 2 days notice! Um, just lay him off! Here he is, doing the same job he's been doing for NO MONEY!!!!! We have a family to support! Maybe, they should take a couple MILLION out of the CEO's bonuses so that there employees can feed there families! I hope K-mart goes down and goes down hard!!!!!
Of course, my husband is quitting! The sad part about it is, he was COURTED away from his last job by K-Mart! Isn't that a kick in the ass!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/27/2004 - 07:03.

i work at kmart as a cashier. when i first got the job i didnt mind it so bad cuz i needed a job really badly, and i ignored how much it sucked. but ive been here for a while,, and everyday i want to go to the dirty bloody ass smelling bathroom to hang myself with toilet paper. they cut back hours so now we work 4 hours a day,, maybe 3 days a week, and trust me,, im not complaining. if i was working full time for these assholes again, id probably shoot myself in the face. if your not management or havent been there for 10 years like most the losers that work here,, you dont get a 45 minute break whenever you want. the store manager buys donuts for everyone on friday mornings, but do the cashiers get to go back there and have a fucking donut? nope,, we gotta ring people up and go restock shit for customers cuz everybody is in the breakroom sitting on their fat asses munching dunkin donuts and talking shit about each other. i swear to god,, you cant take a shit without somebody finding out and telling everybody and their brother about it. nothing is ever in stock, and the prices are so fuckin outrageous, i dont know why anyone even steps foot in this shithole. everytime i go to the bathroom, which seems to be the only way to get away from it all, i gotta toilet paper the goddamn seat cuz some funky bitch pissed or ragged all over the place. most of the time i cant even go to the bathroom when i really need to cuz someone is stinking up the whole bathroom with their dirty bloody pee hole,, seriously,, it would puke a maggot. and what beats all,, when the stockers or managers dont have anything to do,, they stand around and bullshit. when we arent busy,, they want us to stand in front of the registers and rally customers down to our lanes. FUCK THAT. i dont get paid enough to work harder than what im bringing home on my paycheck. you pay me 5.50 an hour, and you get someone that doesnt smile, and tells people that the warrenties we sell for stuff are just shit ways for kmart to make money off a shitty ass product. dont send me out to fold fuckin towels when we are slow,, or to straighten the fashion departments, how bout i do something constructive like taking a shit on your desk you dyke bitch. i hope the store burns to the ground while your in it late at night trying to figure out ways to get people to shop in this shithole.

Submitted by cruella74 on Sat, 07/08/2006 - 07:28.

I laughed when I read about a funky bitch pissing or ragging all over the place. I needed that, thank you :)

Submitted by nannyfingpoppinz on Sun, 05/06/2007 - 01:57.

you should be a writer for a show or something. Fucking incredible! I can't stop laughing!

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 02/27/2004 - 07:21.

this,, was by far one of the funniest things i have ever read. kmart does suck ass. im glad we agree on this.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/01/2004 - 20:49.

This is a fuck up company. seen they file for chapter 11 they have went down lower then shit. no one shops in there. Everyone goes to target and shop. Also they lay off employees even 3 month so they don't have to give them a rasie, what a bitch! they will hire new people and have the old employees to train them before they leave. but that all gravy, when they laid them off they just goes to Walmart and find a job. With better benefit.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/01/2004 - 22:56.

I have been employed at kmart for about 6 months. In that amount of time I have seen employees who have been there for over 10 years get layed off, told they didn't have enough experience, and then given to people who made less. They layed off people with families on Christmas eve. The store manager doesn't do anything but complain. The only feedback we get is write-ups. They refuse to hire more people and yet keep us at part time. I am trying to support 3 kids in a tiny town with hardly any jobs so I know our rat hole isn't going anywhere. It really is crappy that a business treats their employees with such disrespect. Instead of customers boy-cotting, the employees should.Maybe that would catch their attention!

Submitted by Brandora on Thu, 03/25/2004 - 02:01.

Hello All!
I was looking trough some of your comments and I noticed a few people in here complaning about your views on Kmart. First of all, Bitching about our jobs is our right as americans, and second of all..... If you think we're all pathetic for gripping then how lame are you?! Your spending your time bitching about other people bitching on a site you dont even like. In other words, SHUT THE FUCK UP. Your whinning skills have brought you closer to becomming a Kmart manager.
Congradulations.
Anyway, I think Kmart is doomed an it's only a matter of time. They've already claimed bankrupsy and are surviving on lones for fuck sake. They're beatting a dead horse.
I applied at Kmart once when I was younger, 19 or 20 I think, and they said they would call me about training. So I figured I had a job. They never called me as promised so I called them. Call back, the manager isn't in, I'm not smart enough to know how to use the store intercome, blah blah blah.... you get the picture.
So I get ahold of someone an they tell me they filled all the possitions an they're sorry. The next day I call annonomusly an ask if they have openings at their store. The manager tells me,"oh yes!! we have several openings! would you like to come in an fill out an application?" So I told him my name an asked if he had openings then why did he tell me I wasn't getting hired because they didn't?
I was then told I wasn't hired because I have a record from 1 misdameenor when I was younger. Then when I asked Why then did he hire a friend of mine a week ago who had several felonies and a warrant(of whom I heard tell him about at his interview), he hung up on me.
So Fuck Kmart An The Ass Clowns Who Run It.
The Union is better anyhow.
Nice to meet you all.
Sincerely,
BrandoraJLD

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/28/2004 - 10:56.

FUCK THAT COCKSUCKING UNION.IN FACT,ARE D.C. HAS BEEN JERKING EVERYONE OFF FOR 2 MONTHS NOW,EVER SINCE WE GOT A NEW GM NOBODY CAN COME TO A AGREEMENT.THEN AGAIN THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY YEAR.THAT UNION DOES SHIT FOR US.I MEAN DONT GET ME WRONG KMART AND ALL OF THE BULLSHIT THEY GIVE US IS FAR WORSE.THE MANAGAGERS AND THERE GOALS,R.E. S.MY MANAGER ACTULLY BELIEVES IN THIS SHIT,I MEAN GOOD YOUR A KMART MANAGER,GOOD FUCKING JOB,BUT DO YOU HAVE BUY INTO ALL OF THE COMPANY POLICYS.IS IT MY FAULT THE MERGE GOES DOWN,OR RECIEVING CANT UNLOAD STUFF FAST ENOUGH,ACCORDING TO THEM FUCK YEAH IT IS.WELL WRITE ME UP CAUSE I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE,ALMOST FORGOT ONE OF MAINTENCE GUYS IS A SICK MOTHERFUCKER,DONT WORRY BUD A COUPLE OF GUYS GOT YOUR NUMBER.ANYHOW I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THIS SHITHOLE WE WORK IN.

Submitted by Ruth on Thu, 03/25/2004 - 12:47.

It should win an award for best thread title here. I think it really applies to most of us here too.

It's funny and sardonic. I always get a laugh when I see the title.

Submitted by Flame Lily FX on Fri, 02/16/2007 - 17:51.

The meaning of life is 42! - Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

This has been the most hilarious post I've ever seen!! Kenny should be a professional comedian!

Submitted by Mister X on Fri, 03/26/2004 - 00:15.

Repeat after me:

MY Job Is Fucking Clown Shoes
MY Job Is Fucking Clown Shoes
MY Job Is Fucking Clown Shoes
MY Job Is Fucking Clown Shoes
MY Job Is Fucking Clown Shoes
MY Job Is Fucking Clown Shoes
MY Job Is Fucking Clown Shoes

Because it's TRUE!

Submitted by Ruth on Fri, 03/26/2004 - 05:48.

Dang WEHT to the guy who was blogging this. Great title then "poof" he's gone!

He needs to come back and give us some more great thread titles!

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 04/29/2004 - 07:34.

GET WITH IT. HE GOT THE BIG K BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL VACATION NOW HE IS AT WAL MART

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 04/18/2004 - 02:39.

Fuck that shit. The bastards promised us some "holiday pay" scheme shit. We were told we would get holiday pay if we came to work on time on our scheduled day before and or day of and or day after the holiday. Everyone who basically worked theri regularly scheduled hours on or around the holiday would get holiday pay. Everyone busted their ass to get in there on time and work hard and shit but then it turned out that the holiday pay was only for management and employees who were there for five years or more. Of course they dint say anyting about this until AFTER the holiday. This was all fucked up scheme to make people come to work their fucking asses off on a holiday then they get the gigantic dildo up the ass for that one. Then they lock the fucking doors that night when stocking the store room supposedly to prevent employees from stealing the shit, so the night shift are stuck in that fucking warehouse 'till morning. Some poor bastard got sick up on the ladder and then threw up all over the tickle me elmos in a row. He didn't leave to throw up cuz the doors were all locked and nobody could get out. Nobody cared to give a shit or clean up the barf all over the tickle me elmos some poor little shit got a tickle me elmo under the tree it smelled like half digested pizza. People had to piss in the janitors closet with the back doors all locked up and no bathroom breaks. Nobody gave a shit and then they short circuited the blue light device and almost started a fire once. After they fired this one dude was all pissed off to the max went in the parking lot started up his truck and grabbed a shopping cart in the lot held on to it with one arm out the window of the truck and floored it heading right for the front and the fucking cart was sailing about 60 MPH when he let it go right up over the peat moss display and WHAM right through the plate glass window and sailed into the furniture display. IT was funny as hell but not as bad as the manager who had IQ of a peanut butter sandwich and couldnt figure out. some dumbass in the parking lot had a super high powered cb radio or something and fucked around with the power level turned way up one time and what he was saying into his microphon on the jeep was coming blaring out of the PA speekers in the Kmart so he didnt until later when the storm outside he drove up and turned his equipment on and brodcast a fake funnel cloud report loud and clear over the Kmart pa system. He demanded people evaculate all outside people ran out in the rain. This pervy fuck was steeling little kid underwear yes and he was the night manager but oh no you cant fire him but they would easy fire regular work anytime. Our Kmart only has these fucking losers after all good emplyees already left and this could only happen to our dumbasses at our store when this dumb bitch was all fucked up working the eatery and was doing what I dont know LSD or somthing and was dropping Barbie dolls into the hot vat of a french frier. She was so stoned she dindt know what happened I guess. Any way they can all lick the sweat off my hairy nutsak for fucking us all out of holiday pay and Martha Stewart can comment on how lovely it is to have a fat ass elephant take a shit right in that store just make sure you have decorative tablecloth laid out beforhand. Have a lovely day and thank you for shopping fucking Kmart.

Submitted by Flame Lily FX on Fri, 02/16/2007 - 22:25.

The meaning of life is 42! Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Hey, dude, that was so funny! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the larf! :-)

Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 04/27/2004 - 22:14.

I THINK IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WORKING HERE. WELL I COULD QUIT,BUT IF YOU LIVE WHERE I LIVE YOU DONT HAVE A LOT OF OTHER JOBS.THEY HAVE MADE EVERYBODY WORK LIKE DOGS FOR ABOUT 2 MONTHS NOW,2HOURS EARLY,2HOURS OVER AND SATURDAY AND MY BOSS SAYS MY ATTITUDE SUCKS,FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU EVER THINK I MIGHT BE TIRED.MAYBE WE NEED MORE HELP OR THE MANAGERS DONT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.YOU GET FUCKED IN TO COMING IN EARLY OR STAY LATE,THEN GET SENT OUT OF YOUR DEPARTMENT BECAUSE THEY DONT HAVE ENOUGH WORK FOR EVERYBODY,THEN WHY ARE WE FUCKING MANDATED ALL THE TIME.THEN THERE IS THE UNION,GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK I DONT WHO IS WORSE KMART OR THE UNION.AND SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE,YOU STINKING ASS MOTHERFUCKERS I DONT KNOW HOW YOU GUYS MADE IT THIS FAR,WHEN YOU WHERE BORN THE DOCTER SHOULD HAVE SLAPPED YOUR MOM IN HER FUCKING FACE AND PUT DAD IN PRISON.ANYBODY EVER SEEN THE MOVIE DELIVERENCE,IF YOU WANNA WORK WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT SWING ON BY THIS SHITHOLE.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/28/2004 - 03:06.

if it can be made harder kmart will do it if it dose not make any cents kmart will do it. Only here becauce I have three kids. Who could walk away from free INS and time off. Been in this hell hole eight long tired years. Don't know if I can take it any more. KISS MY SOFT BIG FAT TONED ASS BITCH TAKE THAT FOR FUCKIN DOWN TIME

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 04/28/2004 - 03:55.

KMART CAN KISS MY TONE SOFT ROUND ASS THEY NEED TO GET A CLUE ON PEOPLE SKILLS BECAUSE ,AS YOU KNOW WE ARE NOT THINGS, WE ARE PEOPLE WITH NEEDS AND LIVES AND FAMILIES HOW ABOUT GIVING US A RISE. TAKE YOUR $250.00 DOLLORS AND STICK IT YOUR CHAIR FORMED ASS THAT NEVER GETS OFF YOUR OFFICE CHAIR AND YOUR TEMP. CONTROL OFFICE YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE LICKERS. GIVE ME FUKEN PASS, WHY BECAUSE I TRIED OF THIS COW SHIT

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 04/30/2004 - 14:22.

I WANT TO JOIN THE ADULT INDUSTRY TO MAKE MONEY MY CURRENT JOB I CANT EVEN PAY MY BILLS

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/07/2004 - 15:19.

ha ha ha ha ha, this is the best!!!! Leave youre fucking job at Kmart to become a porn star!!!! And the guy who works the fucked up store with all that shit happen and the cart through the front window and the bitch on lsd throwing Barbies into the french frie machine that is the best!!!! Im am glad not to any longer work there. We had to park in the farthest row in the end of the lot and when it rains you get your ass soaked to the bone oh yes but accept for the managers who park where the hell they fell like it. Managers suck ass and are such idiots. They pull this mandatory overtime bulshit on us then you are scrubing the shitters and buffing floors because they are too cheap and fired all the janitors service members. My friend could not get the day off for his grandmothers funeral thanks that son of a bitch. Our managers can apply their lips vigorosly to my big greasy, hairy ass they are such morons. To my former employer, KISS MY ASS AND KISS IT WELL. I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE LEFT CHEEK OR THE RIGHT CHEEK BUT RIGHT IN THE FUCKING GROOVE BABY!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/21/2004 - 03:25.

the other day I had to work 10 hours on check outs. I hate that.

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 05/21/2004 - 12:53.

ohhhhh you poor baby try working in the warehouse six days a week and eveyday is a ten hours day you poor little baby. SO BLOW IT OUT YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 07/17/2004 - 03:11.

I DID THE SAMETHING THE OTHER DAY. PERSONAL MANGER GOT MAD WHEN I WOULDN'T COME IN. CAUSE I HAD TO WATCH MY NEICE AND NEFEW. SHE TOLD ME THE NEXT TIME SHE CALLS ME I'AM TO LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY ARE NEFEW IS 3 AND MY NEICE IS 7. THAT IS CHILD ENDRAGMENT RIGHT THERE. THE NEXT DAY I HAD TO WORK 10 HOURS. JUST BECAUSE I COULDN'T COME IN. THAT MADE ME MAD.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 11/07/2004 - 09:58.

shit,kmart dont care if ur house is on fire or ur bleeding outta your asshole u better be on time.bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/11/2004 - 12:48.

I HAVE BEEN AT KMART WAREHOUSE FOR YEARS AND HATE IT, DON'T GET ME WRONG THE PAYS IS OK THE BIGGEST PROMBLE IS THERE DUMB ASS MANANGERS {THERE ARE A FEW GOOD ONE NOT MANY} WHEN YOU GO TO WORK THEY SHOULD HAND OUT PROZAC IT SHOULD BE STATE LAWED. AND AS FAR AS THE TEAMSTERS FUCK YOU.

DO YOU THINK KMART CARES OOOOOOHHHHHH BY THE WAY THE SAD ASS UNION DOSENT GIVE A SHIT THEY JUST WANT YOUR MONEY SO BOTH OF YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF BOTH OF YOU

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 06/11/2004 - 12:50.

GO FUCK YOURSELF AND BY THE WAY FUCK THE UNION TOO

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 06/27/2004 - 14:38.

I have read all of these stories, and i am in awe. I am looking for a easy part time job. Just for fun money. I am an nurse taking the summer of from my very stressfull job. I was going to go and put an ap in but i dont think i can handle working for an manager that has less ed than me. And for them to treat me like crap. I would have to bust them in there eye and stich them up. So may i will go to wall-mart

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 12/22/2004 - 03:46.

a nurse working at kmart. What did you do, kill a patient? My how the mighty have fallen. Im an ER nurse and I would rather beg on teh streetcorner than work at kmart. Way to lose your way

Submitted by tenny on Tue, 06/29/2004 - 03:10.

I work at the same kmart as shawnkb. We are both very much discriminated by our so called immediate supervisors and our managers. Our personel manager is like one of the biggest bitches I have ever met. Her and our immediate supervisor at the service desk are ass buddies and when one decides they dont like you then the other one dont like you either. The reason shawnkb and I are discriminated against is because we are the only two people in the store that actually have back bones to stand up to everyone so we are a risk of starting a boycott. I just wish our store manager had the balls to stand up to our personel manager. The store would be in a better running condition if someone with the balls or a backbone was running it.
I have been at kmart for eight months now and was offered the supervisors position when I was first hired. Well they gave it to a girl that was there a little bit before me, that didnt bother me. Then when another supervisor quit I thought I would get the position, well they gave it to someone else who was there longer than me, that didnt bother me. Well we recently had another one to quit and it was time for me to get my position offered eight months ago. Instead they hired in a new girl and gave it to her. Kmart is full of nothing but assholes and sons of bitches. I hate kmart and I send all my customers to Wal-mart now.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 06/30/2004 - 22:51.

THATS AWESOME KMART SUCK BY THE WAY SENOIRIRY JUST MEANS YOU HAVE BEEN FUKED IN THE ASS LONGER THAN THE NEW GUYS

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/07/2004 - 19:21.

I am a former employee of Kmart. They treat their employees like shit. I could run that store better than the store manager. They the rules all time. I can't wait until they go out of business. I shop at Wal Mart.

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/14/2004 - 13:44.

yuouiy

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/11/2004 - 05:29.

I LIKE TO STOMP A SHITHOLE IN EVERYONES ASS THAT WORKS AT KMART,MY ASS IS WORE OUT FROM KICKING IT TO MUCH,IM A FUCKING LOSER I WORK AT KMART TOO!!!!!!!!!SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME SOMETIMES GODDAMIT!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK SHIT PISS IM SO FUCKED OFF FSJKEASLJFOKJFEKSAJFKSLZJFKLZSJFKZSJFSZFLSFKL;DFZS FUUUCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT ALL SONOFAMOTHERFUCKMYMOMSFATFUCKHOLE...........GODDAMMIT MAKE IT STOP ...VOICES STOPESFIUIESUTISEUTSEKTLU I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE GODAMNSILKSDFGDRGLKJGKDJRGNJDJKLRNJKDF.......................FUCK COCK SHIT PEE ON MY BUTT SHIT ON MY DOGS ASSI WANNA FUCK A CHICKEN............SEE THIS IS WHAT KMART DOES TO PEOPLE ,I AM ON SO MANY MEDS I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DAY..FUCK ME VERY MUCH POO POO PEE PEE

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 08/12/2004 - 12:55.

I HAVE TO WORK THERE TOO. HOW ABOUT PASSING OUT ZANAX AT THE DOOR PLEASE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHARE. WE ALL CRAZY FOR WORKING THERE.YOU HAVE TO BE ON PILLS TO WORK THERE.
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NEED PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEEED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GOT THEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Sat, 10/02/2004 - 17:45.

i wish someone would shit in other ppls mouth that dont work at kmart,then they would know the shitty taste they have in their stomach and mouth everytime they walk in the door....blue light special,what the fuck ever happened to that,idunno about anyone else but i dont see the little motherfucking cart with the flashing blue light at r kmart,like it had ahything good anyway,just a bunch of fucking rat shit.and the old retired bastard that greets u at the door saying"welcome to your kmart" this aint my kmart i wanna say go fuck urself i know hes just doing his job but fuck leave me alone,and why is it every goddamn time u get in a line and wait and ur so close to the cashier u can smell her cheap ass kmart perfume ,the light goes on,she needs change or some old fuck grabbed the wrong thing,everytime it never fucking fails,then after your little fuckjob at kmart about to leave with ur junk u just bought the godamn buzzer goes off,i wanna say "look u sonofabitch if i was gonna steal somin i sure as fuck would not come here to steal it",anyway thats my thought on the kmart store however i do work at one of the distrubution centers for kmart but thats a long fucked up miserable storyso in ending kmart sux i hate u basdtards u have ruined my sorry ass life(like it aint bad enough without working there)so if u want shit shop at kmart,and if u want a job thats makes u wanna takew ur face and jam it into ur asshole so u dont havew to see or hear the surrondings of the work enviroment plz feel free to fill out an ap,sincerly another fucked off kmart worker.........

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 11/07/2004 - 09:56.

well fuck my dirty ass here comes the overtime,get ready to bend over and take it kmart style.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 11/28/2004 - 03:34.

CAN ANYONE, SOMEONE, please tell me or give me a phone number of someone at the corporate office of Kmart?
You want revenge or some kind of satisfaction?
Give me a phone number of the CEO at the kmart corporate office.
I will definitely give you satisfaction if you can give me this information.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 12/21/2004 - 05:27.

you can email them they are.........

NAME{1ST AND LAST}.@KMART.COM
THATS IT LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES

Submitted by Mister X on Wed, 11/17/2004 - 00:22.

Screw all Clown Shoe Jobs in America, England, Europe and the World!

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 11/18/2004 - 23:38.

ya fuck my asshole.........and my shoes and my fucking job.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Fri, 11/19/2004 - 21:15.

HA HA...KMart has bought Sears and can't even keep its crappy name. All of you will now be pissed off SEARS fuck monkeys.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 12/02/2004 - 05:40.

well yaaaaaaa for me i finally accomplished my goal in my shitty pathetic little life,i got fired from kmart..............thank u kmart now all of the bosses run home and do a threesome with ur mom and dog u dirty moltherfuckers.

Submitted by pdcpony on Thu, 12/02/2004 - 17:01.

Everyone hates their job cause companies just like to make money and fuck everyone in the corn.

My advice. Do nothing. Go on employment insurance. Then find a job that you can hate while you make half decent money. You will still hate it but at least you make some money.

Peace in the middle east

Submitted by Nurses at Kmart? (not verified) on Wed, 12/22/2004 - 03:48.

What losers.

Submitted by shawnkb on Sat, 01/08/2005 - 19:07.

First of all working in the K-Cafe sucks because it is always boring and the customers that you do get have the brain size of a peanut. I run the worst K-Cafe because I have went to other K-Mart stores in the area and theirs are nice but the one that I run is a shit hole. The management always gets mad at me because I won't make them stupid announcements that annoys the hell out of everyone about what the K-Cafe has to offer. Well, the only thing we have to offer is a knuckle sandwich and a foot in the ass. I wish they would extend our K-Cafe but its not in the damn budget. Management always wonders why I don't make very much money back there. And every time I have to tell them that if the damn K-Mart company would open up their pockets enough to get us some more stuff to sell, then we might actually make something. But oh no you can't do that because that would interfere with all of the managers bonuses which they can shove up their asses. Most of the managers work really hard at our store but it is all of these corporate bastards that think they deserve a bonus. Why should anyone get a bonus for sitting in their office and screwing off all day long and take a hundred breaks. Or for that reason, why should anyone that does this even have a job? I graduate college in just a couple of months and I can't wait to get out of this hellhole. Thank you for reading this and I hope that I have inspired someone NOT to work for K-Mart.

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sat, 01/08/2005 - 22:03.

I have laughed my ass off reading these.. I thought Dillards was bad but you people deserve the best.. There is a hot fudge shake waiting for all of you in heaven with no caloriess. Life is just screwed up..

Submitted by JMBCBIHATEMYJOB on Thu, 01/13/2005 - 15:45.

Preach ON!!!

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Wed, 01/19/2005 - 23:45.

I have worked at the headquarters building for 7 long god damn years and now I am free - finally FREE! So at the corporate office on Monday (MLK Jr Day) we all recieved a nice email from our new black CEO that all the hourly employees can have a whole day off...no mention of us salary people in the notice - does he figure that all of the hourly employees are black and the salary are white? Sounds pretty racist to me! So we all worked all day... well except for me since I have been milking this job for about 6 mos now doing nothing except twiddling my fingers because I gave up trying to figure out the Kmart systems a LONG time ago. So I was like the guy in office space who would go into work and do ABOUT 10 min of actual work per day. Well I figured I would get fired soon, so I started looking for another job and PRAISE the LORD I got one. I really need to hear from some other KRC people on this site. That place doesn't suck, really. You get paid to go to an overszed high school every day. Rumors, spats, drama. KRC has it ALL!

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Thu, 01/20/2005 - 16:02.

ya well everyone at kmart can fuck my butt right off,my asshole bleeds every morning when i get up from taking it in the ass everyday frome these motherfuckers.

Submitted by Mister X on Fri, 01/21/2005 - 23:00.

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