fuck this job.com

Skaz should bring in a pizza slicer and go to town...make pork chop sandwiches outta the fat guy.

oh hush, you, Tearful. you with your sensitive litigious self.

that is exactly the kind of response i could imagine former co-workers would come up with.

they would have no thought to anyone else's welfare. a casual glance around the office, maybe? "gee, before i get another piece, did everyone else have one?" a stroll to the far reaches of cubedom, to make sure no one is late to the food? "hey, you better hurry!...."

no, just their own pleasure is what is important to them. but one little indignation or remark directed their way, and all hell breaks loose.

such fucking princesses. and these former co-workers im talking about were MEN! if the person who posted this thread is a woman (no indication, really), she is more man than these collective pansies with their ME ME ME attitudes. fuck him and his pizza. [DELETED]. run to the principal and tell on me.

"fuck him and his pizza. and fuck you. run to the principal and tell on me."

That was freakin' hilarious!

you were a guy form your post. You bitch as though you are a woman. Furthermore, the guy allowed you a lot of leeway in not taking your ass to the floor for going off on him like that. Hence, due to your ability to bitch like a woman and fatass not taking you down, I concluded you were a woman or a wimp.

You are probably one of those that got away with name calling all of your life. I can tell, because you listed out 4 descriptive names to describe me and the previous incident you narrated. You are a grown up now and that shit doesn't fly in the adult world. Learn to think before you speak. Otherwise, you just overall, don't sound very intelligent both on here and in the real world.

Further, it is probably in your interest to apologize to lardass and report the incident. That is, if your job/office/workplace/self are worth a fuck. Although lardass may have an eating disorder and ate your lunch, you don't have the right to verbally abuse him. Lardass 1) has feelings and 2) is going to go complain to management if his jelly like body has a backbone in it.

Good luck in life. You'll need it.

I'm guessing you've gone all your life telling everyone they're wrong for everything. I have a feeling you're defending this pig because you're overweight or once were. That's not at all what matters. What matters is that you're insecure enough to act like I was talking about you. If you had half a brain, you'd realize that the guy is a pig, he did something completely piggish and gross, and he deserved what he got. Had I taken an entire pizza for myself, I would have expected the same thing.

And if you're not aware, you're incredibly, undeniably sexist. You've made numerous comments about women that, at the workplace, get you in trouble. Would you walk up to a female co-worker and tell her she got where she is because of her rack? Would you tell her to not bitch like all women? I doubt it. Did your wife cheat on you, or did you get passed over for a job that a woman got? Holy. Shit. You're bitter, and I pity you.

The bottom line is that you're turning this into a personal attack because you have to "protect the fat guy." That's bullshit, freedom fighter. Take your "I'm so perfect and you're a terrible person" act and shove it. The people I work with know me, they know my sense of humor, and they know not to read into what I say. He hasn't said anything about it to me, or anyone else. HE KNOWS ME. You don't. Shut the hell up because you know NOTHING.

More name calling. Just what I expected. Keep calling people names like you have been doing all of your life. Any way, your efforts to work hard will be negated by the childish outbursts if you don't get them under control. Just be realistic in what people expect of you. It won't be much.

I'm not here to protect the fat guy that stole your lunch. I don't care about him, his eating disorder, or lack of a sex life due to it.

As far as him being "piggish" and "gross" that is the poor guy's problem to deal with and he probably suffers greatly from it. It reflects catastrophically as to what you attitude towards others is. That is absolutely not the issue. I just thought I would say your response was worse than what lardass did, making you worse than lardass.

Oh, and this childish "Shut the hell up..." WOW!!! I can tell you made honors in high school.

Don't drown in your soup at lunch.

There's nothing you can say that's going to make me feel bad. The guy is a pig, and I said what he had coming. He's apparently got no problem with what I said, and if he did, I'd deal with any consequences. But for a sexist to try to tell me what's right and wrong is a farce. Every assumption you've made about me couldn't be more incorrect. I don't need to defend myself, to a sexist, nonetheless, by detailing my transcript in high school or college, and I don't need to defend myself by explaining why I feel I'll be successful in life. It's completely irrelevant to my original post, and for you to turn it into a pissing contest just shows your insecurity.

You're looking to accomplish something here, and you're doing a very poor job because you've just been repeating yourself. You keep shelling out remarks of my "childish behavior" and how I "call people names." You have, however, successfully ignored the fact that you're a sexist in each of your responses to me, and I figure you've done so because you can't deny the truth. I, on the other hand, am not denying anything. I even said my "you're a fucking pig" outburst was in a moment of poor judgement. I'm also not hiding the fact that I've made fun of people. Do people make fun of me? Of course. I give them plenty of reasons to. But the people I deal with on a regular basis know that I have no malicious intent, I'm not picking on them, and they fully expect me to say the things I say.

I can tell you're doing everything you can to "knock me down a peg" because you think I'm just some young punk who thinks he can do whatever he wants. This, unfortunately for you, won't work, because it's not the case and I don't give two shits what you think. You don't like certain people based on things they have no control over, like how you're sexist. I don't like people because of their actions. And just because I told the guy he's a fucking pig doesn't mean I don't like him; it just means I didn't like what he did and I didn't like him at that moment.

I'm well aware that every second I spend responding to your self-righteous, sexist, ignorant posts is a waste of my time, as I hope you do as well when you respond to my snide remarks. But I have the feeling you're getting so much more gratification from trying to tell me off than I am from telling you that you're sexist. I'm glad I could put some meaning into your life.

I laughed my way through most of your last post. I think I'm going to eat pizza for dinner tonight in your honor.

That was my point. It could have been a skinny, good looking woman with a big rack and I would have let her have it, too. I know that people jump to get food right when it arrives, but there is absolutely no excuse for taking an entire pizza for yourself in an office of about 30 people.

If I knew how to bake, I just might...

It's not that I work in a shitty office or hate my job. I LOVE my job. It's fun, fulfilling, and I work with generally nice people. But some of them have no common sense and are rude. They're not people I expect to stick with the company. It's these few bad seeds that I don't like, and I don't care if they know. If you're an asshole, you should know. If you do something inconsiderate, you should know. How can I expect someone to change their behavior if they aren't aware of it?

I've never said anything to anyone at work that I regretted. Ever. When the day comes that someone has a problem with me, I'll deal with it and change accordingly. But you are absolutely right when you say "Free-loading is a characteristic of assholian co-workers." That's why I laid into the guy.