No one goes to lunch

It seems that I'm the only one who goes to lunch. If that weren't bad enough, it's like I'm supposed to feel guilty for doing it. How can a reasonable human being sit in an office or cubicle for 8 to 9 hours a day without leaving the prison that is work? Are you that dedicated? Do you love it that much? No wonder most of the women have vericose veins that you could see from a mile. Fuck.


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Submitted by omnipotent secretary on Tue, 03/13/2007 - 16:52.

I used to work through lunch too. Don't do it You'll just become another work zombie. Zombies think that if they work through lunch they will be rewarded by getting to leave at 5:00. I was chewed out once for leaving at 5:00 pm (which was quitting time). When I took my lunch in the office they would find me and bring 1,000 customers in the room where I was hiding for me to help. They would barge into the restroom because they "couldn't wait any longer" to tell me I had "walk ins." This is how it begins. You try to get all of your work done so they will allow you the privilege of urinating/shitting and going home to change clothes. Don't fall for it. It's a trick.