fuck this job.com

Just tried my little global vocab on my boss. He was bullshitting about something, and I walked away and started humming and la-de-dadding, with a few "Yet Mang's" thrown in for good pleasure. I feel GREAT!!! He thought that I was just in a happy mood, while all I was doing was saying "Fuck you" with a smile!

Never let 'em see you sweat!

Come mierda (KOH-may mee-AIR-dah) = "eat shit" in Spanish

or if you're feeling more ambitious....

Come mierda y se muerte (ee say moo-AIR-tay) = "eat shit and die"

I speak a bit of Japanese but unfortunately, it's all G-rated. I'll have to see if I can get something figured out there. However, I lived for four months in a Spanish speaking country and have more for ya if you want 'em. :)

actually in spanish that would "come mierda y muerete" not "muerte"..muerte=death

suceur de queue (cocksucker)
trou de cul (asshole)
va chier (fuck you)
mange de la marde (eat shit)
creve mon tabarnak (drop fucking dead)
suce moi la queue (suck my dick)
va en enfer (go to hell)
grosse salope (fat bitch)

BTW I live in quebec, canada.(french speaking province) and I curse a lot in english. like today I told my boss to fuck off and to drop fucking dead with a big smile on my face and he has no idea what I said.LOL

I am revved to go back to work tommorrow and smile as I curse everyone out in another language....some spanish
mendiga perra or perro (stupid dog)
pinche puta (fucking whore)
pinche marano (fucking pig)

Schwanzkopf means dickhead

I speak spanish fluently so I call my bosses all kinds of crazy shit to their faces and they never know what the hell I'm talking about, but I've made a promise that when I quit I will curse them out in English and tell them exactly what it is I was saying that, they are retarded two ball banging gutter whores,cocksuckers,mother fucking dirty douche bag,cum guzzling shit bags.Promise.Fuck you Bob,I hope you spontaneously combust.and die.

Here is my contribution - Insulting your boss in Japanese!!
shittkaburi (shit-ah-ka-bury) Know it all.

chinkasu yarou (chink-ass yah-row) Dick cheese bastard
NOTE: Doesn't make sense in English, but is BAD in Japan!!

inkintamushu (in-kin-tah-mushy) Genital warthead.

kutabare (coot-tah-bar-ray) You fuckin' die!!

Kuso kurae (coo-sew koo-rye) Eat shit.

Enjoy them!! I actually used them to bosses in Japan. : )

Malakka = asshole (Greek)

Italian:
Vaffanculo (vah fahn cool-oh) = fuck you
stronzo (strontzo) = asshole
troia (troy-a) = whore

I love these!

The only one I know is Chapero which I believe means gay bitch in spanish - use that at anyone, not just work people, but then again I could be wrong on that one!!

hmm..i'll try some of these...

I'm a newbie and when I read your post I was laughing so much! That's funny I should have used it on my boss when she aggravated me so much!

Heres some in Swahili, when your saying them its pretty much how they look excpet the i is pronounced as an e liek in bee and the e as a short a like in bat.
Mavi - Shit
Tomba - Fuck
Tomba Wawa - Fuck you
Tombana Ng'ombe - Fucking Cow
Unfirwa na tumbirim - you got fucked by a monkey
Kumamayo - Bacically means Mother fucker. lit your mums pussy
Oban - Dirty old Hag
Kumbafu -fuck Face
Nenda kutomba - Go fuck yourself
Kula mavi - Eat SHit
Unafirwa - basicly means get fucked in the ass. lit fucked through the ass
Have Fun Kumamayo's
theres plenty more were they came from to.

Fuck you is Tomba Wewe (said Wawa)

You know what? These are the greatest lines I've ever read. Thanks for posting these!

Heres a few aussie words that i use towards the bunch or idiots i have worked with 6 years.

You WANKER

and also oh what a TOSSER

Rattlesnake

Love it!!

I've preferred using hand gestures. In regard to Aussie Slang- I've used both terms with the hand gesture of thumb touching forefinger and a back and forth motion.

this is shocking that you would all consider insulting someone when they cant defend himself (because he doesnt REALIZE what you are doing)!

...

im working on compiling them into a cheat sheet.
haha.

My boss is a grosse salope . She should mange de la marde et creve mon tabarnak . After which she can, va en enfer.

**big smiles and internal laughter**

What an amazing contribution! That's fantastic.

Actually, an Italian colleague at work was corageous enough to insult our supervisor in publich (who speaks English -Italian and a bit of French) calling her 'a bitch'in English!

You cannot imagine how everyone at the office felt so relieved! The girl actually avenged us all on this filthy whore!

Now for me, I really have to avoid:
Vaffanculo (vah fahn cool-oh) = fuck you
stronzo (strontzo) = asshole
troia (troy-a) = whore

The 'troia' I am working with will definitely understand what I mean!

Haven't been up here for a little while-didn't even know this took the shape it did! But don't you all feel fucking better knowing that some "stronzo" isn't robbing you of your pride? You have the balls to cuss out those "troias" dead in the face, just like they have the balls to deny you promotions, delegate bullshit that they don't want to do, make you fucking promises then don't live up to them, and, my all-time favorite, treat you like an absolute FUCKING IDIOT!!!

YET MANG, CHUPAVERGAS!!!

Cuss them out with fucking pride! Don't feel ashamed or afraid to do it! Sing it in a song when you see them coming. OR...I like this one...to fuck them up even more, if they ask you what the fuck you just said, say, "Oh, you know, hakuna matata, c'est la vie, yet mang. Same thing."

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe who's the shitface now!!! :) Now go back into your office and FUCK YOURSELF in the ass with a snicker bar and shove it down your mouth. The only thing coming out of your mouth is pure shit anyway, so might as well...

VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

Impossible is nothing

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