fuck this job.com

Uh no.
I may have skimmed over it, while my eyes glazed over and my jaw hung slack and I instinctively realized it was yet another slick buck passing mannouver in written form, but no, I can't say I honestly read it. Never read it Ever, and I'll testify in court to that.
Therefore, it did not exist.
I can mark it as unread and pull it up on my screen and get big, round, innocent eyes. If I have to.
Heres what I propose.....stop sending me your buck passing, ass covering, shyster crap emails and then I'll have to stop telling you that I didn't read them!
Everyone will be happy, you can deal with your own shit problems....and I won't have to scoop out your eyes, bleach your skull and display it on my desk as a novelty pen holder. Sound good?