fuck this job.com

I believe that the job market is like the Bermuda triangle- there are , I swear, the same cast of characters that float through every job that you have...

The Marine- the guy that will be everywhere and will do everything- the only reason that he can not land on your beach head is because he knows that you will kick the crap out of him

The fly on the wall secretary-you know who she is- incompetent as hell- into everyone's life

The slut-Well...no need to add..would sleep with anything .you basically would hide your goldfish if she came over-

The nervous breakdown employee- typically cries one time a day- and because she does not possess her own version of life- hangs onto the job like it is life itself-will call you at 9 Pm at night- 4 AM in the morning- because there is no other life...pray for alien abduction

The Grunge- The individual who dresses like a slob because they are not in the management /upper professional ranks- unshaven- dirty as hell

The Grudge- The employee that dresses Goth and looks as if she belongs in some Japanese anime cartoon

The circular drunk- the drunk who has convinced himself/herself that he/she used to be a drunk, despite drowning in booze in front of you...really fun to listen to slurred speech as theory is recounted for you

Cheery Cheerleader- Everything is always coming up roses

Crappy Cough- The individual who is always clearing a lung...makes the hairs on your neck go up

Daniel Deaf- Never hears the f****** phone -even though it is two inches away

Larry the Liberal- Stickers all over cubicle- Obama- soldiers home- free the gay whales-go green- recycle toilet paper-

1950's dude- the hairstyle and look are from Al's diner...find yourself singing songs from that era

Carl County- born in the city- lived in the city- convinced himself that he is "Tex"- want to shove radio will Dolly Parton up his ass

Perpetually Dying but never quite going- Never ask this employee how they are doing...you will open the door- to a medical hell

Ovis Obit- Reads the obits and knows everyone-asks you if you know the 115 year old who just died-

Leona Lateness- Could move in down the damn hall- but would still be late- has more excuses that Liberace had rings