fuck this job.com

My Boss is such a loud mouth biatch!. She lies to everyone! She sits at my desk AND does the poor me routine....
Oh poor me. She is being garnished because her husband keeps going to the doctor and the dentist and doesn't pay for his visits,.....
Why doesn't she get divorced you ask???
POOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUUCKING ME
that's why

My boss who I refer to as Bugsie Malone (Bugsie for short) sent an email to say that the company is lobbying to the parent company for a special increase for the operations staff only and I (support staff) should think about special considerations that can be used in their submission. This is after getting 4.7% increase last year when the operation staff got on average 30%. Seriously this bitch is a joke.

My boss is a liar, aren't they all? She lies to all of her co-workers and all of our employees and clients. She gets caught in them all the time but nobody seems to notice since she always has a seemingly reasonable excuse.

Well, been a while since I blogged here... things for a LONG time were good... what does that tell you? Of course I was due for a big fat dump of heaping steaming fecal matter poured liberally over my nugget... In this case, its an actual injury I sustained on the job... now granted, I haven't been fucked over by the company... not yet. And I'm not about to start trusting them.
Long story short, I've been contracting in the Middle East and have been supporting the "Global War on Terror" in "Operation Extreme Stupidity" for some time, but now I find myself on the casualty rolls with a knee thats in dire need of rebuild/replacement.

Tried to get this job my ex-paint supplier suggested at his company's plating facility in Troy. I thought if it were better in any way than CMFC, it'd be worth it, but NOOOO!!! Go all the way to the factory thinking it'd be a direct-hire, God says NO! Bitchy cunt secretary says go to a certain temp agency in the SAME CITY I LIVE IN! Here's a warning, it rhymes with Snelling Services. The HR bitch there gives me the runaround about how I heard about the job in the first place, I told her about the engineer, and she still gave me the eye... >:( Then she gives me shit about, "I don't know if I can get you $10.50/hr, you only had one year of experience." What part of I quit my old job because of the crap pay and lack of promised advancement opporunities don't you understand you HR she-troll fuck?!!! What part of I learned the old job in three weeks didn't you understand? Why the hell do these retards with fake degrees and jobs they made up as they went along wield so much power? Whatever happened to merit and direct hires? Let's just say she's lucky to have been a woman, because if a man insulted me like that I would've plucked out his eye and skull-fucked him for that!.. That bitch was shooting herself in the foot. That's why insane troll logic doesn't work! You figure an agency is suppose to negotiate a larger wage on your behalf in order to reap a bigger commission, but NOOOO!!! Think I'm gonna start happy hour at noon for about a week just to get over this. I'm done dog. Keep it evil...

I now have the misfortune of going through the rigors of acquainting my self with a new manger, the 8 I must add in my 5-year tenure at this company that I affectionately dubbed the house of fuckery. The level of passion that she has for fuckery has become quite clear in her 4 days with the organization and I must add second to none. She, I predict, will be a perfect fit. She has already examined my personal file and though the first 7 have never placed anything on my file to indicate that my behaviour is rude, she in her infinite wisdom sees my correspondence to them as bordering on rude. She has made it clear that my method of communication will in effect block my mobility in the organization and burn the bridge required to successfully move forward outside of this organization.

A huge increase in the number of employment tribunals is being blamed on macho bosses copying the blunt talking used by Sir Alan Sugar on his hit BBC TV show, The Apprentice.

Employment law specialist John Muir, of Muir Myles Laverty, believes Sir Alan has sparked a wave of copycat bosses that have landed themselves facing legal action.

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why do people feel the need to talk about their personal lives at work all the time ...All the time. All the Time. All the Time. ALL THE TIME!

Bitch the Boss: Sorry I took so long on that call, it’s just that he’s been on the boat fishing and I never get to talk to him blah blah blah blah
Me: Oh yeah
Bitch the Boss: sniff sniff..... I think I am getting a cold, I feel stuffed up
Me: really
Bitch the Boss: I better go to the store and get some Echinacea and while I’m there I am going to pick up some milk for Zack (her son)..he’s there alone right now with nothing to eat
Me: ok

ok so I gave my notice.
I am kinda scared but....hey... what the fuck!

so I just heard that my company is trying to come up with a good counter offer.......

what the fuck is that suppossed to mean.....

Why would you ask someone to stay that is obviously giving up on you...

Are they doing it so I train someone to take over for me....and then let me go...

I don't trust them at all.....

My boss has even started saying how she needs to work on things.....
I just want to say Well Good Fucking Morning...how was your fucking rest you have been doing while I have been working this whole time....and now you are going to open your fucking eyes....

My Boss is a whore! She is at the desk right accross from me and I am looking at her right now and she has no idea that I am writing how much I think she is a fucked up BITCH! hahahahaha FUCK YOU BITCH!
and your ugly personality. You have an incredibly ugly, cellulite ass with the worst breath is the whole world because your fake front tooth...
do you like paying me for writing about how much I hate you

I have a manager call my manager to tell her “I need to be made to understand that I am only a foot soldier”. Can you believe that in this day and age organization are still dumb enough to saddle themselves with cavemen and in a position of power no less? The dude is soooooo asinine he refuses to read reports that I generate because it did not come directly for a manager. I kid you not. I can’t help but to wonder who dusted off this old relic and made him believe that he is god. Foot soldier...I am still smarting at this one. If I had my way I would shove a spear up his ass and show him the work of a real foot soldier.

Last week I snuck into the back room where everything is hooked up and unplugged the phone. It didn't ring for hours. Everyone was amazed at what a slow day it was.
I also spent a couple hours looking for a website that wasn't blocked by the company that let me play games. Primarygames.com
I bought a seashell windchime off Ebay and a pair of 3 1/2 inch black high heals. They look pretty hot!
I also made about 10 cards off Mycardmaker.com and used the company postage to send them out to everyone I know telling them how hard I work.
I spent some time reading this website. I love it!
I bought some lotion from bathandbodyworks.com

My boss is such a snatch! Everyone that talks to her ends up hating her. She hates that I get 1 hour for lunch....I can see her boiling inside....she wants me here to do all the work all the time.

She is so dependant on me! It's actually quite funny.... and I will be laughing the whole time when I give my notice.
She once told me that if I ever give my notice I have to let her know 6 months in advance...hahahahaha..
That will seriously be the best!

What will it be today.....

Your kid is sick
Your car needs tires
You need to make a payment on your rental furniture
Maybe YOU are sick
Is your carpal tunnel acting up
or is it your degenerative disk in your back that has you on too many pills for pain management.
Is your stomach upset
Can you not get off the toilet
do you feel weak
Did you not sleep well enough last night because your stressed about not doing your job well enough
Could it be your dead beat husband today leaving you with all the bills
Could it be your dead beat husband playing games with you about the kids
Could it be your dead beat husband whatever excuse you think up next

oh boy!
Today we have a job fair. I am soooo excited! Another day to recruit for a company I don't even like! and all the people talking about whatever that I have to pretend to care about! I am so happy. I figure..today to get by I will find all the hot guys and just look at them when ever ayone is talking to me.
I hate my job!
I just got a raise too. They said I am doing an awesone job!
They have officially trapped me! Now they pay me more money so I am completely dependant on it and take care of my medical, dental.etc....
so all I have to do is show up! and that's the hardest part. I did get one thing that I have to work on...finding a way to challenge myself.