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Put more effort into simplifying your life and less into complicating it.

Reject the adage that everything worth doing is worth doing well - striving for excellence where excellence doesn't matter is the stuff that misfits are made of.

Concentrate on the things that really matter and be oblivious to practically everything else.

If you work more than 8 hours a day, you are in the wrong job - either that or you're doing it wrong.

The belief in the morality of hard work signifies a hard head.

Forget about security and focus on opportunity.

Well... It's been a while since I felt the need to post. Too long I guess.

If anyone reads my previous posts, I've been gone from that positoin for about 6 months. I got a position in a manufacturers "marketing department" and am something of the de facto "Director of Marketing"... big deal.

After less then 6 months here I'm already looking for another job. If I had know what I was in store for I'd have never taken this position, I'd have simply quit my other job, packed my tent, and moved back to the "real world" where shit makes sense.

Oh well, made it through one work week before I quit that nut-busting resin dipping shop. It's jobs like these that I wish robots could do or would just get shipped to China. The logic being that human assembly lines tend to break down when you have defective parts, let alone not enough parts in the first place. Too bad I was the over-engineered planet gear sandwiched between not enough moronic stripped cogs... >:( I made it till quitting time today.

Been a while since I've done a personal rant instead of threading on someone else's. You know things are really bad when the shortest temp assignment you get is three days, whilst the longest is maybe a month. The former was moving rental furniture in ghettotacular Metro-Detroit neighborhoods, the latter and current job is back in another shop. I'm racking and packing cylinder heads and transmission housings to be dipped in Loctite resin. Beats the hell out of that plating factory, but I trade chemically-induced brain death with the possibility of cancer for being balls-tired now.

The owner of this company is a f-ing weirdo, ex-special forces marine- Viet Nam era, who took too many whiffs of Agent Orange! Super paranoid whack-o. All our email is monitored, he gets a secret copy of every email that comes in AND goes out. All 110 employees. I thought it was weird that he asked me about emails I received. At first, I didn't know what he was talking about - since he was reading my emails before I had a chance to open them. Yikes!

My job used to be great. I ran the IT section of the business, unquestioned. I ran it, and it ran good. Near perfect. No downtimes... no nothin. I'm like a god of the technology world.

Then the President wants me to do shit regarding business practices. WTF. I'm not a business man... I'm a techie. assholes.

So now I got to find a new job, one that will treat me for what I am... the best fuckin IT guy on the face of the planet.

So I'm sick. My whole fucking family is sick. I take off 3 days because of being sick. Big whoop, I can do most of my work from home anyways. So I get back to work today, and everything is fine. I'm medicated, I still feel like shit, some of the coworkers come up and ask me how i'm doing, bla bla bla.

then my HR person comes in my office... she wants to warn me that the VP is bitching about how I've take off too many Mondays. I can get where she's coming from... I'm 22, maybe some delinquents take off Monday because theyre hungover...

Here's a new record/low... A job that lasted ONE DAY before I QUIT it! I've been unemployed for six months, finally got a job that couldn't be worse than the last one I had and it paid more, but IT SUCKED ASS!

Ok here we go. our dumb as 24 year old 2nd shift team(who i helped train, and can't get a promotion cuz i don't kiss ass)is coming to first shift on a new business plan proposal. he is the best friend of my coordinators husband, and is also friends with the manager of our department. the manager,the coordinator and the team leader(dick head)are all in on this little scheme. here is the kicker which is FUCKED UP. when this little plan comes down the team leader i work for now is going to be moved to another area and will have no say over what her current associates do. ok this condescending prick has a hit list i have heard and plans to get rid of as many 1st shift people as possible. the manager has already been told if the dick head comes to 1st that there will be 3 or 5 people sign out and transfer back to the lines, i am ready to be fired because i am not going to put up with his smart ass mouth and attitude. i figure he and i make it about 30 min at most the first day. i am not a morning person and don't like to be fucked with first thing in the morning and i know he will start fucking with me and it will go from there. see he is a yes man and does what he is told. i do my job get a paycheck and go home. he sucks dick, swallows and asks for more. nobody outside his little work group likes him. he is a literal walking talking dick with ears. hes the company joke cuz he knocks up the company whore and is now stuck for 18 years paying child support cuz he fucked an ugly as bulldog looking bitch. i literally hate his fucking guts. this is the stupid shit i have to deal with not to mention that the company i work for is too cheap to promote me. i am the one in my department who you can depend on and i can go to any job at any time and get you caught up. i see their point, why pay me when i am doing it for free. my coordinator is such a glory hound ass shaker. she is in the front office and does not have a clue wtf is going on in the back of the plant. i am responsible for 15 million dollars of product a week or more and i don't warrant a raise. well here is my little plan. one of our suppliers pays shit loads for people like me who like to leave where i'm at and come to work for them so i may tell the current company to fuck a goat and leave for a better job....i can only hope.

Hello all...

What a great site. I can vent without killing anybody or anything.

So this whole Christmas bullshit is a total scam. The whole shopping and spending and bullshit advertising..... bla bla bla...I hear this shit daily on the fucking radio(which I almost don't listen do) and on the goddam TV(which I barely watch any more). Tons of fucking propaganda about buying all the useless shit(from china mostly). I don't know who to blame.

Speaking of jobs..... I work in manufacturing, sort of. The other people thought we should get the boss a gift certificate or something for this fucking christmas shit, and they decided $20 each we chip in.....(a few people). What the fuck? My boss makes probably 5X what I make, he makes money off me all fucking year, in fact I produce each day at least 5X(sometimes 10X) what I get paid and now we are supposed to get him shit? I don't get it. He should get us shit for making him fucking rich all year. This is total goddam bullshit. But what am I to do? Say no? I won't give the money because I don't feel like it? I don't make that much as is and now this shit. Fuck. I don't even spend this much for people I know. Another thing is, I'm now doing a shit job that I was not even hired for, just because the boss won't hire anybody else to fucking do it.. what the fuck? They hire you for one thing and make you do another almost totally unrelated? I'm pissed off. Feel like telling the boss to go fuck himself and do the bullshit boring ass job himself if he won't hire anybody. Unfortunately, monthly bills just don't go away and I have yet to hit the 6 winning numbers, so the sad fucking saga continues. I'm fucking stuck and I can't get out. You tell me go to school, learn something. I'll tell you I've been there and school won't do you shit. The only time school will do you shit is if you go to one of say top 5 or top 10 schools in the country and get to know the right people. Having skills these days doesn't mean you will get anywhere. You say start your own business. I say bullshit. Most business startups fail(90%) in the first year because of financial difficulties(read: the dumb ass that starts the business overestimates his revenues and profits and does not plan for the worse). To start any business I would right now need probably 3-4 years worth of my monthly bills and 2-3 years of daily operating costs of the business(assume business won't make revenue and profits at all). That way you are prepared if the business fails prematurely because of poor planning or other issues. So lets say I would need about $120K for bills and another $120K to get the business going, or roughly $250K, and I'm still not guaranteed that the business will succeed despite best efforts.

I found this lovely website by yahooing 'i hate my job' in a blind rage.

Thank you so much for this and everyone who posts. it sure as shit makes it easier, easier to cope with my ratshit job knowing other fellow NORMAL human beings exist in the same pit of despair as I drown in in a daily basis. Here's an idea, we at the fuckmyjob.com forum should organize a fuckmyjob.com luncheon only here there would be no earth shattering silence that so often accompanies the luncheons our jobs offer.

SO here's my vent. I am 18, in high school, and work 6 and a half hours after school. I liked the job at first and everyone liked me. I was pretty naive I guess. Or stupid. Or both. But quickly things went to shit and beyond.

I traded my last shitty job thinking this would be a lot better. However, my 2 co-workers in my department are a bunch of heartless bitches! One never opens her mouth to even talk about the weather, and the other just talks shit on everyone all day long! I can't imagine what she says about me behind my back.

One, who talks shit all the time is always spying on me. It is her life mission to get me in trouble: when she sees something I'm doing that is questionable, she will automatically accuse me of doing something personal on company time. Which, by the way, I will never give anyone a reason to fire me. I'm always punctual, poised, and do my work thoroughly.

i swear, i have heard more lies from management than i care to elaborate on. it does not matter what we do or say we are screwed. if we speak up and say we do not agree they find a way to get rid of you. if you are a multi-talented employee you get shit on all the time. our second shift dept supervisor is a 24 yr old prick. he is constantly stirring up shit with day shift and i wish he would just go away. we have people in our department who want to do nothing more than spread gossip and bitch and whine. i try and stay neutral and still get drug into the middle of it. wtf, i just want to do my job get my check and go home.

Well, I'm in perfect shape to have NO BENEFITS till God knows when. The tox-screen came back negative on everything and got my teeth cleaned at the 11th hour before the benefits went kaput on the 1st. Guess I'm good for 6-12 months for health care, but knowing my luck I'll have one nut turn into a malignant death tumor on October 2nd. Time to go hit up this decent plating shop in Troy my supplier told me about, seeing as that goddamned Local 58 still won't give me an answer... >: Keep it evil...

Nothing seem to kill me no matter how hard I try
Nothing is closing my eyes
Nothing can beat me down for your pain or delight

FOUR YEARS AND NO PROMOTION, YEAH WUT A LOP OF SHIT. I HAVE HEARD IT ALL AS TO WHY NO PROMOTION. HERE WE GO... BAD ATTITUDE, THEY ARE NOT PROMOTING RIGHT NOW. I HAVE NOT DONE MY JOB LONG ENOUGH, WE NEED YOU TO CREATE A RESUME SO WE KNOW WHAT YOU DO(SO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO..HOLLY HELL, I MAKE THIS PLACE RUN YOU TWO BIT RETARD DUMB ASS MORON ASSHOLE, FUZZZZZZ Q).....OK HERE IS MY REPLY...........
KISS MY MUTHER FUCKING ASS YOU BUNCH OF DICK WEEDS. HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD. KISS MY ASS. I BUST ASS DAY IN AND DAY OUT. MANAGEMENT IS SO BLIND TO THE RETARDS RUNNING THE DEPARTMENT THEY CAN'T SEE THE FORREST FOR THE TREES. WELL WHEN YOU TRAIN MOST OF THE PEOPLE ABOVE YOU AND YOU ARE TOLD YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED FOR A PROMOTION I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. ALSO, EMPLOYEES STEALING THE COMPANY BLIND AND NOTHING GETS SAID. MIDDLE MANAGEMENT OUT SIDE SMOKING DAY IN AND DAY OUT AND NOTHING GETS SAID WHILE I TAKE MY BREAKS ON TIME AND SOMETIMES DON'T TAKE A BREAK. I CAN DO ANY JOB IN THE DEPARTMENT. I FIX PROBLEMS NOT IN MY JOB DESCRIPTION. I DEAL ONE ON ONE WITH BIG CLIENTS. I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK.